I’m Vegan Smythe and I write and perform songs and comedy to give veganism the edge. I live in Melbourne, Australia, but like all entertainers I will travel! I’d love to come and perform at or MC your function of festival.
You can contact me direct if you’d like to e-chat or set up a skype. I’m always writing new songs and material about veganism (from all angles) and animal rights in particular, so if you have any ideas – good, bad or otherwise – please hassle me on social media or email me on firstname.lastname@example.org . It’s never a hassle. And in case you’re wondering where I get my protein – click here!
So, what’s with the tear tattoo? I’m glad you asked. I wear the tattoo because I’m a killer and I’m sad about it. I killed hundreds if not thousands of non-human Earthlings before I went vegan. OK, I admit I didn’t kill them myself. I had a hitman do it for me.
Rent-a-vegan now to MC and/or perform at your function! I’m a laugh, and I’m really good at introducing guest speakers, calling Bingo, asking trivia questions, conducting auctions, creating custom comedy and all other MC-ish functions. Fee = $500 + GST + expenses for events within Australia. Events outside Australia by negotiation.
I’d love to come and perform at or MC your function of festival. You can contact me direct if you’d like to e-chat or set up a Skype chat.
Love to hear from you – email me at email@example.com
- AddressMelbourne, Australia
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- Email: firstname.lastname@example.org